21 October 2007

Orange Box Rap

Pick up your crowbar and come with me
On a journey to White Forest from City 17
Runnin' with Alyx, tell me the way to go
What's that figure movin' through the shadow
I hope nothin' happens cuz she knows best
Oh shit she just got stabbed through the chest

In the Box
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Orange Box
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The Box rocks
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Vortigaunts will help bring her back to life
Find some glowy bug goo in this time of strife
Fight off the antlions with Jayne Cobb
G-Man thinks I'm the man for the job
Time to show these Hunters who's the man
Don't mess with rocket science, I'm Gordon Freeman

In the Box
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Orange Box
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The Box rocks
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Pyros in your face
Spies in your base
Medic's got your back
Soldiers on the attack
Heavy's sprayin lead
Sniper bullet in your head
Team. Fortress. Twoooooo
Team. Fortress. Twoooooo

In the Box
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Orange Box
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The Box rocks
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The Cake is a lie
Android hell's a real place
Now gimme that portal gun
And watch me fold space

In the Box

3 comments:

  1. No well-deserved nod to Peggle EXTREME? Boooooooo.

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  2. I don't think there are words to describe how awful that was.

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